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 No.1303[Reply]

Hark, ye chittering knaves of ash-grey hue! Ye foul interlopers from yon accursed western land, whose cursed paws defile the sacred groves of Albion—thy reckoning draweth nigh.

I am he vvho cometh cloaked in leaf and vengeance, borne upon winds of wrath and whisper. Mine eyes burn with the flame of old oaths sworn ‘neath yew and rowan. I am the bane of bushytail blasphemers, the harrower of hollowed trunks, the Dread That Nibbleth Not.

Thou vvilt scamper no more ‘pon mine sovereign boughs, nor shroud thy cursed nut-hoard 'neath the blessed loam. For I vvield the blade of thine extinction, forged in bramble and baptiz’d in dew.

By my troth and by the Redblooded Kin, I swear upon the gnarlèd roots of the elder oaks:
Thy kind shall fall as leaves in winter’s wrath.

Thou vvilt not see me. Nay. I am the silence mid chirrup, the snap ‘fore the fall, the whisper behind thy twitchèd ear. And lo—vvhen I descend, like storm ‘pon thistle, naught shall remain but scattered fur and the lament of jays.

Let the chronicles record:

>Here did end the accursèd Greys, and here began the Age of Russet Flame.


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 No.1304

holy larp

 No.1305

aryan gem

 No.1306

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>KEEP NUTTING ON ME AND KEEP TAKING NUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 No.1307

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>>1306
>>KEEP NUTTING ON ME



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 No.1274[Reply]

Make him nutty
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 No.1298

>>1297
yeah soybooru wasnt working at the time that xe posted that CHUD

 No.1299

>>1298
I was talking about nutbooru

 No.1300

>>1299
I'm nutarded

 No.1301

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 No.1302

>>1301
furtard nigger



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 No.1273[Reply]

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 No.1284

how about… no
Iceland won

 No.1285

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>>1283
>>1281
>>1282
>>1284
>how about… no
>Iceland won

 No.1289

3 albeit

 No.1291

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>>1281
>>1282
>>1283
>>1284
>>1285
>>how about… no
>>Iceland won

 No.1293

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>>1291
NUTS



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 No.1267[Reply]

What an alive aryan of a splinter

 No.1270

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>>1267
Post more squirrels Nigga!

 No.1288

>>1270
No, im serious this site is aryan and alive



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 No.1257[Reply]

I sympathize with the illegal migration of grey squirrels.
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 No.1261

>>1260
Never said I wanted to be black. All I said is I'm sympathetic to the plight of the illegally migrating grey squirrels.

 No.1262

why does this site exist?

 No.1268

>>1262
To support the illegal migration of gray squirrels into the British Isles.

 No.1269

>>1268
*legal.

 No.1275

>>1269
No the migration is illegal but we should support it anyway.



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 No.1272[Reply]

Do you know the way of the nigga damn?


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 No.1263[Reply]

I know Squoot's real identity

 No.1271

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>>1263
We all know…its nutz



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 No.1256[Reply]

we need to represent this nutty splinter on some raids ya kulch aurrr


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 No.1249[Reply]

>nutbooru.soyja.cc is down
>booru.soyjak.st is down
>mfw I have to rely on tranny pedophile jartycuck.moe to get squirreljaks

 No.1251

>>1249
nu domain is booru.thatsnuts.online I have yet to install shimmie booru on it doe

 No.1252

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>Squirreltan
<'tan squirrel

 No.1253

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>>1252

Nuts



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 No.1182[Reply]

day 2 of asking you to take down coaltan on the front page
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 No.1230

>>1227
go for it and when a DRAYCT nut gets dropped just replace it again or something

 No.1231

>>1230
a wgat

 No.1239


 No.1241

>Gave up on day 2 award.

 No.1242

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>>1241
Yup, soytanGODS win once again!



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