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Make him nutty
R: 4 / I: 1
Is there a catalog option here or am I just to retarded to spot it?
R: 4 / I: 2
Hark, ye chittering knaves of ash-grey hue! Ye foul interlopers from yon accursed western land, whose cursed paws defile the sacred groves of Albion—thy reckoning draweth nigh.

I am he vvho cometh cloaked in leaf and vengeance, borne upon winds of wrath and whisper. Mine eyes burn with the flame of old oaths sworn ‘neath yew and rowan. I am the bane of bushytail blasphemers, the harrower of hollowed trunks, the Dread That Nibbleth Not.

Thou vvilt scamper no more ‘pon mine sovereign boughs, nor shroud thy cursed nut-hoard 'neath the blessed loam. For I vvield the blade of thine extinction, forged in bramble and baptiz’d in dew.

By my troth and by the Redblooded Kin, I swear upon the gnarlèd roots of the elder oaks:
Thy kind shall fall as leaves in winter’s wrath.

Thou vvilt not see me. Nay. I am the silence mid chirrup, the snap ‘fore the fall, the whisper behind thy twitchèd ear. And lo—vvhen I descend, like storm ‘pon thistle, naught shall remain but scattered fur and the lament of jays.

Let the chronicles record:

>Here did end the accursèd Greys, and here began the Age of Russet Flame.


VVOE TO THE GREY. BLESSED BE THE RED.
🦴🌲 SO SWEARS SQUIRRELBANE, SCOURGE OF THE BRANCHÉD HALLS. 🌲🦴
R: 2 / I: 1

NUTBOORU IS BACK AND IT'S STAYIN' NIGGA

Squirrelaryans may now rejoice — you can now archive your favourite Squirreljaks at the convenience of our new sister site! https://booru.thatsnuts.online/index.php?q=post/list — START BURYING YOUR NUTERALDS
I will also be taking submissions for post-counters images (the counter you see on the main page that tells you how many posts there are) so feel free to be creative and submit your own if you want (has to be squirrel related in some way)
R: 3 / I: 4

Swedish Win Video Archive

Owner of the Swedish Win Video Archive here, reaching out to supposed partner sites to assist with content archival!

ITT: Post original content made here in the Squirrely. I will upload it to the channel and explicitly credit this site on the upload.
R: 7 / I: 3
Hey nutsois, my apologies for the downtime. It is highly unlikely that this ever happens again. Should I make a telegram group in case the website goes down again or would that be considered der cord? Let me know.
R: 4 / I: 0
its over
R: 0 / I: 0
Do you know the way of the nigga damn?
R: 6 / I: 3

Test

Test
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HAPPY 4TH

FUCK BRITS
R: 9 / I: 2
ah yes squirrels
R: 0 / I: 0
geg
R: 1 / I: 0

Mulletan takeover

This is now a mulletan site
R: 0 / I: 0
Brown squirrels went home. Now xhe is a peace
R: 1 / I: 0
>posting on a dnb site
R: 2 / I: 1

Nigga this experiment is NUTS!

1. Go to your kitchen and get a metal spoon, tea spoons are alright doe
2. Get a lighter or candle, the bigger the better
3. Get duct tape next, wrap around 4 to 6 layers around the handle
4. Start heating the spoon with the lighter or candle for around 2 minutes, make it seriously hot
5. Go to a faucet or sink and turn on cold water
6. Hold the spoon under the faucet
7. Dr. Fauci and Cobson will now be proud of you
R: 2 / I: 1
TAKE THIS OFF THE FRONT PAGE NOW NIGGA!
R: 4 / I: 2
The sharty has 4cuck tier moderation now so i guess i'll be staying here, hail squoot
R: 12 / I: 1
I just heard about this site today and it's gonna die in 4 days???
R: 1 / I: 1
The sharty log is fucking coal
R: 0 / I: 0
Sleepy Fuckwit In Chief "Joe Marco Robinette" Froot Brapden
R: 2 / I: 1
Passing through from the 'party
R: 5 / I: 1
New to this Site is IT dead or Always Like this
R: 4 / I: 1
Opinions on Impish Squirreljak?
R: 4 / I: 0
Nuts
R: 12 / I: 2
NutBooru has been created! Gem it up with all your squirrels.
http://nutbooru.soyja.cc/
soybooru CUCKS:
>fill out ze captcha
>watch ze ads
>extremely slow loading
>no decent theme
nutbooru GODS:
>no captcha
>very fast
>specialized only for nutty gems
>looks identical to the main site
i'm thinking squirrelGODS won again
R: 10 / I: 2
https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Squirerljak-Holding-Shiny-Nuterald-by-BestNiche/173304620.EJUG5
If 16 people buy a squirreljak sticker I can renew the domain for 1 year before it expires on Sep 20
Idk what perks you guys want for buying but I'm open to ideas
R: 2 / I: 0
which do you prefer hands or no hands
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hello squiggers how are you doing can you brief me on what happened since the bp raid on this site I was in a coma for half a year
R: 0 / I: 0
hello again nutters
R: 1 / I: 1
last post 20 hours ago, we are back.
R: 2 / I: 0
happy squirrel awareness month!
R: 1 / I: 0

Rare squirrels

Here are some hidden gemmies I found in the depths of my soyjak folder
R: 4 / I: 2
send nutty gems, just do it ok?
R: 4 / I: 0
Can you guys try putting this into your extra JS and CSS and seeing if it works?
JS
const nutContainer = document.createElement('div');
nutContainer.style.position = 'absolute';
nutContainer.style.top = '0';
nutContainer.style.left = '0';
nutContainer.style.width = '100%';
nutContainer.style.pointerEvents = 'none';
nutContainer.style.zIndex = '-1';
document.body.appendChild(nutContainer);

const nutEmojis = ['🥜', '🌰'];

function updateContainerHeight() {
nutContainer.style.height = document.body.scrollHeight + 'px';
}
updateContainerHeight();

window.addEventListener('resize', updateContainerHeight);
window.addEventListener('scroll', updateContainerHeight);

function createNut() {
const nut = document.createElement('div');
nut.classList.add('nut');
nut.textContent = nutEmojis[Math.floor(Math.random() * nutEmojis.length)];

nut.style.position = 'absolute';
nut.style.left = Math.random() * window.innerWidth + 'px';

const size = 20 + Math.random() * 40;
nut.style.fontSize = size + 'px';

nut.style.top = '-50px';

nutContainer.appendChild(nut);

const duration = 15000 + Math.random() * 15000; // 15–30 sec fall

const start = performance.now();

const totalHeight = document.body.scrollHeight + 100;

function animate(time) {
const elapsed = time - start;
const progress = elapsed / duration;

if (progress < 1) {
const y = progress * totalHeight;
nut.style.transform = `translateY(${y}px) rotate(${progress * 360}deg)`;
requestAnimationFrame(animate);
} else {
nut.remove();
}
}

requestAnimationFrame(animate);
}

// Spawn every 400ms for steady flow, no limits
setInterval(createNut, 400);

CSS
.nut {
user-select: none;
pointer-events: none;
opacity: 0.9;
position: absolute;
left: 0;
top: 0;
}
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As you may have observed, this site received a few minor new features:
>post review system for infrequent catastrophic events
>mp4 support
>a few janny features
I sincerely hope that this site ends up being a bit more enjoyable thanks to these changes.

With regards,

Yar
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what's happening on the 'arty nigga
R: 2 / I: 1
What an alive aryan of a splinter
R: 2 / I: 1
someone should make a nate squirreljak and add it to the 'ru
R: 2 / I: 0
>IM NUTS NIGGA
R: 1 / I: 1
if you got banned on the 'arty, but about if you use the squirrel nigga
R: 2 / I: 1

nuts

nigga, should i buy some nuts so i can feed my local squirrle-aryans
R: 58 / I: 7

THERE MUST BE 1+ POST HERE EVERY DAY

PPD BOOSTING THREAD
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Why do soicucks worship their jannies? Is it lack of nuts?
R: 2 / I: 0

If grey squirrel = niggergrants

Then what about other squirrel species? What do they equate to?
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-1 terrible mouse spammer
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ايها الزنجي انها مكسرات
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Can some one Jak it ?
R: 0 / I: 0
terrible mouse 'cord spammed my nutty board
R: 2 / I: 0
i am shreek and i claim this site as new shrekchan.life property since its an onion
R: 5 / I: 0 (sticky)
Contact:
telegram: https://t.me/CapWhim
Email: [email protected]
Codefag: [email protected]
You can contact me if you have questions, suggestions or general inquiries. You can also ask questions to jannies here.
R: 3 / I: 1
Nigga these stickers are NUTS!
R: 5 / I: 2
Came from the sharty, don't tell me this is another discord pedo site disguised as a soyboy woahjack squirrel imageboard?
R: 2 / I: 1
/qa/ is back soyGODS won
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i dont have any lees am i even a real soiteen
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I formally declare lilysxbullyz our avryan sigmaqueen
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ATTENTION!

THIS IS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR COBSON. WE HAVE HACKED YOUR SHITTY SPLINTER.

WE, SOYJAK.ST, ARE HACKING THE DATABAYSE AND FIREWALLS.

SEND 100000 BITCOIN TO

jhgfdeweghjtrejwighynut4u3j8iyht5ij493uthyuti432o

FOR NO MORE SUPER HACKER SOYJAK WOJAK PEPE SHARTY DATAMINING FROOT HACKS.

REGARD, UR LORD AND SAVIOR COBSON
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>yeah I am a squirrel how could you tell
R: 0 / I: 0
Can we get rid of the terrible mouse spammer?
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I'M NUTTING NIGGA
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welcome back nutters
R: 4 / I: 0
how are we squirrelbros?
R: 1 / I: 0
alive aryan baby of a website
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https://thatsnuts.online/cytube.html join up niggas
R: 1 / I: 1
main admin of incels.is is /ourguy/
R: 0 / I: 0
Nvtty gemeralt
R: 10 / I: 3
we have niggers waiting for HOURS just for their media to approve, get more janjans niggers.
R: 5 / I: 2
neger dat is noten
R: 3 / I: 0
Allahu akbar nigga!
R: 5 / I: 1

Thoughts on foamy?

Thoughts on foamy?
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ZARTYCUCKS ARE GOING TO STEAL THE INKED LINK
https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
R: 5 / I: 5
nwf
R: 1 / I: 0
gigachads.fit
R: 0 / I: 0
Nigger
R: 1 / I: 0
revive the nutbooru NOW, NIGGA!
R: 4 / I: 2
is it a good idea to advertise the squirrel?
R: 2 / I: 1
we squirrels are white btw
R: 4 / I: 1

hello squirl with glasses website

hello this is like nuts or whatever or some shit like that
R: 1 / I: 0
>Nuts
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i got banned from the sharty
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NutCraft releases FRIDAY FEB 14th 1PM EST, NIGGA. >>>/craft/
R: 0 / I: 0
glory to nutistan
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Change this shit nigger

You are a sh*mmycuck jartycuck
why did you add this sloptran shit i hate you kys
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Why did javier milei say this
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ay nigga make me admin and sheit i know the vichan shit nigga i will make the site so much javascript that the world would explode nigga
R: 4 / I: 1
the sharty is so fucking laggy right now I just want to use /pol/ and I can barely even fucking post or view a thread without the site crashing and loading the bunker page
R: 0 / I: 0
Nuts
R: 1 / I: 0
just got banned from the sharty again for no reason
R: 1 / I: 0
Rest in peace Kobes
R: 2 / I: 0
REMOVE SQUIRRELTAN FROM THE HOMEPAGE
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nigger
R: 1 / I: 1
i forgot about this aryan site
R: 1 / I: 0
Would you drink this
R: 2 / I: 1
hnnnnnnngggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
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Read this if you're a true aryan

Top 10 reasons why furniggers should be murdered
1. They come from 'cord and 4cuck
2. Averi was brought to the party and other 'phere sites from 'cord
3. They have very flimsy arguments against opposition to 'ooning and such
4. They are among the many of the brimposters in the party and other 'phere sites including here
5. Thinly veiled love for 'rooming kids (see astrofaggot)
6. Most if not all are endorsers of 'ooning and such
7. Horrible understanding of 'oy 'litics and 'tory (see /bp/pedophiles)
8. They are against 'jakkers including squirrelARYANS
9. Collaborated with brimniggers (see 'rooming colony 'cord)
10. Strong attachment to furshit, making them occupiers
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Jannytranny Waff here. Telegram is now Up

Enjoy Niggers

https://t.me/NuttyNiggas
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gemmy
R: 9 / I: 1
itt post your sharty bans
R: 2 / I: 1
dead aryan baby
R: 4 / I: 1
if you make the media pending approval and file upload system open source i will be a janny for at least a month (euro hours)
R: 0 / I: 0
>'nog
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Any post that doesn't include a squirrel will be moved to /qa/.
R: 0 / I: 0
>'log
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mi nombre es squirrel o algo
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Черемша on the ‘log
R: 1 / I: 0
should we start doing banner 'tosses nigga
R: 1 / I: 0
exposing QuoteCord https://odysee.com/It'sOverQuote
R: 3 / I: 1
hi
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the owner and codefag act like 10 year olds on discord
R: 3 / I: 1
1488 get
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He is rizzen
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11
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Grey Squirrels

I sympathize with the illegal migration of grey squirrels.
R: 1 / I: 1
I know Squoot's real identity
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we need to represent this nutty splinter on some raids ya kulch aurrr
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>nutbooru.soyja.cc is down
>booru.soyjak.st is down
>mfw I have to rely on tranny pedophile jartycuck.moe to get squirreljaks
R: 10 / I: 2
day 2 of asking you to take down coaltan on the front page
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congrats squirrelGODS, 4cuck has been lost.
R: 2 / I: 0
we ziggers are white lol
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MIST'S FULL NAME IS ALEX DASHIN HIS FATHER'S NAME IS VITALY DASHIN WHO LIVES IN ZURICH ZWITZERLAND AND WORKS AT Freigutstrasse 16, 8002 Zürich, Switzerland, Phone number 41447525111, Email [email protected]
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when is the sharty coming back online
R: 2 / I: 0
any nut raids
R: 1 / I: 0
twisted
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Where did everybody went?
R: 3 / I: 1
even more dnb site than the swinny but I will use it now too then lol