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I just heard about this site today and it's gonna die in 4 days???
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>yeah I am a squirrel how could you tell
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THERE MUST BE 1+ POST HERE EVERY DAY

PPD BOOSTING THREAD
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Can we get rid of the terrible mouse spammer?
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I'M NUTTING NIGGA
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welcome back nutters
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Rare squirrels

Here are some hidden gemmies I found in the depths of my soyjak folder
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how are we squirrelbros?
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alive aryan baby of a website
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https://thatsnuts.online/cytube.html join up niggas
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main admin of incels.is is /ourguy/
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Sleepy Fuckwit In Chief "Joe Marco Robinette" Froot Brapden
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Is there a catalog option here or am I just to retarded to spot it?
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if you got banned on the 'arty, but about if you use the squirrel nigga
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New to this Site is IT dead or Always Like this
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Came from the sharty, don't tell me this is another discord pedo site disguised as a soyboy woahjack squirrel imageboard?
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Nvtty gemeralt
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/qa/ is back soyGODS won
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As you may have observed, this site received a few minor new features:
>post review system for infrequent catastrophic events
>mp4 support
>a few janny features
I sincerely hope that this site ends up being a bit more enjoyable thanks to these changes.

With regards,

Yar
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we have niggers waiting for HOURS just for their media to approve, get more janjans niggers.
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neger dat is noten
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Allahu akbar nigga!
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Thoughts on foamy?

Thoughts on foamy?
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ZARTYCUCKS ARE GOING TO STEAL THE INKED LINK
https://www.theinkedlink.com/voting
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nwf
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last post 20 hours ago, we are back.
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Make him nutty
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gigachads.fit
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what's happening on the 'arty nigga
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NUTBOORU IS BACK AND IT'S STAYIN' NIGGA

Squirrelaryans may now rejoice — you can now archive your favourite Squirreljaks at the convenience of our new sister site! https://booru.thatsnuts.online/index.php?q=post/list — START BURYING YOUR NUTERALDS
I will also be taking submissions for post-counters images (the counter you see on the main page that tells you how many posts there are) so feel free to be creative and submit your own if you want (has to be squirrel related in some way)
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Nigger
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revive the nutbooru NOW, NIGGA!
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is it a good idea to advertise the squirrel?
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we squirrels are white btw
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hello squirl with glasses website

hello this is like nuts or whatever or some shit like that
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>Nuts
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i got banned from the sharty
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NutCraft releases FRIDAY FEB 14th 1PM EST, NIGGA. >>>/craft/
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glory to nutistan
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Change this shit nigger

You are a sh*mmycuck jartycuck
why did you add this sloptran shit i hate you kys
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Opinions on Impish Squirreljak?
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Why did javier milei say this
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ay nigga make me admin and sheit i know the vichan shit nigga i will make the site so much javascript that the world would explode nigga
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the sharty is so fucking laggy right now I just want to use /pol/ and I can barely even fucking post or view a thread without the site crashing and loading the bunker page
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Nuts
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Swedish Win Video Archive

Owner of the Swedish Win Video Archive here, reaching out to supposed partner sites to assist with content archival!

ITT: Post original content made here in the Squirrely. I will upload it to the channel and explicitly credit this site on the upload.
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https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Squirerljak-Holding-Shiny-Nuterald-by-BestNiche/173304620.EJUG5
If 16 people buy a squirreljak sticker I can renew the domain for 1 year before it expires on Sep 20
Idk what perks you guys want for buying but I'm open to ideas
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Nuts
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just got banned from the sharty again for no reason
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its over
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Rest in peace Kobes
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REMOVE SQUIRRELTAN FROM THE HOMEPAGE
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hello again nutters
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which do you prefer hands or no hands
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nigger
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i forgot about this aryan site
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someone should make a nate squirreljak and add it to the 'ru
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Mulletan takeover

This is now a mulletan site
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ah yes squirrels
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Would you drink this
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hnnnnnnngggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
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Read this if you're a true aryan

Top 10 reasons why furniggers should be murdered
1. They come from 'cord and 4cuck
2. Averi was brought to the party and other 'phere sites from 'cord
3. They have very flimsy arguments against opposition to 'ooning and such
4. They are among the many of the brimposters in the party and other 'phere sites including here
5. Thinly veiled love for 'rooming kids (see astrofaggot)
6. Most if not all are endorsers of 'ooning and such
7. Horrible understanding of 'oy 'litics and 'tory (see /bp/pedophiles)
8. They are against 'jakkers including squirrelARYANS
9. Collaborated with brimniggers (see 'rooming colony 'cord)
10. Strong attachment to furshit, making them occupiers
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Jannytranny Waff here. Telegram is now Up

Enjoy Niggers

https://t.me/NuttyNiggas
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gemmy
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HAPPY 4TH

FUCK BRITS
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Test

Test
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itt post your sharty bans
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geg
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dead aryan baby
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hello squiggers how are you doing can you brief me on what happened since the bp raid on this site I was in a coma for half a year
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Can you guys try putting this into your extra JS and CSS and seeing if it works?
JS
const nutContainer = document.createElement('div');
nutContainer.style.position = 'absolute';
nutContainer.style.top = '0';
nutContainer.style.left = '0';
nutContainer.style.width = '100%';
nutContainer.style.pointerEvents = 'none';
nutContainer.style.zIndex = '-1';
document.body.appendChild(nutContainer);

const nutEmojis = ['🥜', '🌰'];

function updateContainerHeight() {
nutContainer.style.height = document.body.scrollHeight + 'px';
}
updateContainerHeight();

window.addEventListener('resize', updateContainerHeight);
window.addEventListener('scroll', updateContainerHeight);

function createNut() {
const nut = document.createElement('div');
nut.classList.add('nut');
nut.textContent = nutEmojis[Math.floor(Math.random() * nutEmojis.length)];

nut.style.position = 'absolute';
nut.style.left = Math.random() * window.innerWidth + 'px';

const size = 20 + Math.random() * 40;
nut.style.fontSize = size + 'px';

nut.style.top = '-50px';

nutContainer.appendChild(nut);

const duration = 15000 + Math.random() * 15000; // 15–30 sec fall

const start = performance.now();

const totalHeight = document.body.scrollHeight + 100;

function animate(time) {
const elapsed = time - start;
const progress = elapsed / duration;

if (progress < 1) {
const y = progress * totalHeight;
nut.style.transform = `translateY(${y}px) rotate(${progress * 360}deg)`;
requestAnimationFrame(animate);
} else {
nut.remove();
}
}

requestAnimationFrame(animate);
}

// Spawn every 400ms for steady flow, no limits
setInterval(createNut, 400);

CSS
.nut {
user-select: none;
pointer-events: none;
opacity: 0.9;
position: absolute;
left: 0;
top: 0;
}
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if you make the media pending approval and file upload system open source i will be a janny for at least a month (euro hours)
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>'nog
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send nutty gems, just do it ok?
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The sharty log is fucking coal
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Any post that doesn't include a squirrel will be moved to /qa/.
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The sharty has 4cuck tier moderation now so i guess i'll be staying here, hail squoot
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>posting on a dnb site
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>'log
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mi nombre es squirrel o algo
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Черемша on the ‘log
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should we start doing banner 'tosses nigga
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exposing QuoteCord https://odysee.com/It'sOverQuote
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hi
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the owner and codefag act like 10 year olds on discord
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1488 get
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Nigga this experiment is NUTS!

1. Go to your kitchen and get a metal spoon, tea spoons are alright doe
2. Get a lighter or candle, the bigger the better
3. Get duct tape next, wrap around 4 to 6 layers around the handle
4. Start heating the spoon with the lighter or candle for around 2 minutes, make it seriously hot
5. Go to a faucet or sink and turn on cold water
6. Hold the spoon under the faucet
7. Dr. Fauci and Cobson will now be proud of you
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He is rizzen
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Hey nutsois, my apologies for the downtime. It is highly unlikely that this ever happens again. Should I make a telegram group in case the website goes down again or would that be considered der cord? Let me know.
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Hark, ye chittering knaves of ash-grey hue! Ye foul interlopers from yon accursed western land, whose cursed paws defile the sacred groves of Albion—thy reckoning draweth nigh.

I am he vvho cometh cloaked in leaf and vengeance, borne upon winds of wrath and whisper. Mine eyes burn with the flame of old oaths sworn ‘neath yew and rowan. I am the bane of bushytail blasphemers, the harrower of hollowed trunks, the Dread That Nibbleth Not.

Thou vvilt scamper no more ‘pon mine sovereign boughs, nor shroud thy cursed nut-hoard 'neath the blessed loam. For I vvield the blade of thine extinction, forged in bramble and baptiz’d in dew.

By my troth and by the Redblooded Kin, I swear upon the gnarlèd roots of the elder oaks:
Thy kind shall fall as leaves in winter’s wrath.

Thou vvilt not see me. Nay. I am the silence mid chirrup, the snap ‘fore the fall, the whisper behind thy twitchèd ear. And lo—vvhen I descend, like storm ‘pon thistle, naught shall remain but scattered fur and the lament of jays.

Let the chronicles record:

>Here did end the accursèd Greys, and here began the Age of Russet Flame.


VVOE TO THE GREY. BLESSED BE THE RED.
🦴🌲 SO SWEARS SQUIRRELBANE, SCOURGE OF THE BRANCHÉD HALLS. 🌲🦴
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11
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What an alive aryan of a splinter
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Grey Squirrels

I sympathize with the illegal migration of grey squirrels.
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Do you know the way of the nigga damn?
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I know Squoot's real identity
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we need to represent this nutty splinter on some raids ya kulch aurrr
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>nutbooru.soyja.cc is down
>booru.soyjak.st is down
>mfw I have to rely on tranny pedophile jartycuck.moe to get squirreljaks
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Contact:
telegram: https://t.me/CapWhim
Codefag: [email protected]
You can contact me if you have questions, suggestions or general inquiries. You can also ask questions to jannies here.
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day 2 of asking you to take down coaltan on the front page
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Passing through from the 'party
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congrats squirrelGODS, 4cuck has been lost.
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NutBooru has been created! Gem it up with all your squirrels.
http://nutbooru.soyja.cc/
soybooru CUCKS:
>fill out ze captcha
>watch ze ads
>extremely slow loading
>no decent theme
nutbooru GODS:
>no captcha
>very fast
>specialized only for nutty gems
>looks identical to the main site
i'm thinking squirrelGODS won again
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we ziggers are white lol
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MIST'S FULL NAME IS ALEX DASHIN HIS FATHER'S NAME IS VITALY DASHIN WHO LIVES IN ZURICH ZWITZERLAND AND WORKS AT Freigutstrasse 16, 8002 Zürich, Switzerland, Phone number 41447525111, Email [email protected]
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when is the sharty coming back online
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any nut raids
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TAKE THIS OFF THE FRONT PAGE NOW NIGGA!
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twisted
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Where did everybody went?
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even more dnb site than the swinny but I will use it now too then lol
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>alcohol bad because if i drink one glass i pass out
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'jak this.
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are these gem or coal?
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I’m gonna ask in a show of good spirit. Apparently I was banned on the sharty for 2 weeks for typing the name of this website. It was at 2am my time. I like this website. Was it you guys?
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its over…
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test
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marge why is the swinny not updating even with 3 hour posts
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approval???
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ORANGE GLASSES WEARING DICTATOR AND TYRANT OF UNDERAGE KIDDIES AND THIRD WORLD SHARTSKINS POWERTRIPPING RETARD BAD
ORANGE SPRAY-TAN CHEETO DICTATOR BAD
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Nigger Fr00t
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TQTAL RED SQVIRREL VICTQRY
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$THATSNUTS

https://t.me/WHOCARESSOL
I'm making a memecoin on pumpfun based on this website to boost activity tell me if this is a good idea or not
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  ∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ( ´∀`)< オマエモナー
 (     )  \_____
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 (__)___)
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send me YOUR squirreljaks, i need to expand my folder
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fox on the log
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<NIGGA I’M FAST
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SHARTY GET
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so happy there's a splinter for my favourite 'jak…..
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AIBEN EXCLUSIVE DEIN PRODUCT NECROSLEEP.NET
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what happened to the nutbooru
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nigga we need something
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>>1000
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Lonely Heartbreaks
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>nigga i'm nuts
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cocksucker lyer
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The sharty is down and nigga that's nuts
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test
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I ain't jacking anymore