/squirrel/ - Squirreljaks

What the fuck is this picrel

Hi waff

>>1774
Swooden

>>1774
Swooden

I'm a nuswede what is swooden

e9a45c...now its locked

>>1779
poopie niggers

DOCTOS WHAT IS DIS

>>1782
Geg, at least we know who the braptard is

>>1783
Marge i dindonuffen

also the lilac color fucking won

so at the end should we make /siϪ/? the hidden board for raids while the swinny is down?

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>dindonuffen
>dindu muffin

>>1779
Throwing poop at the faggots in the pride parade

Poop

>>1778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXBMO1Kxhk

>>1788
someone was making a 'toss about this on the swinny geg

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>>dindonuffen
>>dindu muffin

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i ummm... i actually look like this, if you can believe that

Im advertising splinters on der shardee whose wit me

>>1790
You know I have weird memory, I remember this vaguely. That, and I remember hearing the segment was inspired by a Dr. Seuss cartoon

>>1794
Just don't.

>>1796
Why

>>1794
The Sharty is comprised of nothing but Somali immigrants and coalposters, DON DODIS

>>1797

Do i really need to explain why?

>>1798

dis

>>1800
get

alsio remov dis random name iss da fguggen degeneracy

>>1799
you don't want gay fags leaving the sharty? you want them to stay in gay fag containment

>>1800
nice getty

>>1788
You're forgetting that they like that

ACCELERAT TO 2000 GET NUSQUIGGA

>>1803
Yes

>>1803

Yes.

>>1807

Geg.

>>1794
Should mention we do have propaganda
https://soybooru.com/user/dasnutsn3ga

>>1778
Do Nuswedes... REALLY???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXBMO1Kxhk

>>1810

someone spammed 'cord links in one of the posts geg

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>>1776
Amerimutt number
>oh say can you shart by the mart's early light

>>1811
I found it first mannycuck
>>1810
Early Squirrel Introduction is not ethical and I will report you to Big Schwab

>>1813
>oh say can you see the burger i eat

Hello everyone, index here, we have decided to port swedechan to rust as we thought it was too transphobic to code it into JS or lynxchan, all the admins agreed on it too, swedishwin is officially returning in 4-5 months.

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>>1813
That's good because I'm american or something

>>1812
DOCTOS I READ THE TITLE OF THE LINKS AND IT WAS SOME FURFAG PORN SHIT, fortunately its gone

>>1817
>>1813
kys obsessed bolivian faggots

>>1818
We used to have our own booru, sadly it just wasn't viable. I do have an archive on cd of old posts but I havent really reuploaded anything yet

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>>>1817
>>>1813
>kys obsessed bolivian faggots

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>>>1818
>We used to have our own booru, sadly it just wasn't viable. I do have an archive on cd of old posts but I havent really reuploaded anything yet

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>>1680
>talking to quote or mustard is like talking to kuz and doll
not remotely true. kuz and doll actually talked to the userbase GEG
good luck EVER hearing from quote or mustard unless you're lurking in IRC or the boorum or some shit.
I actually liked doll when he was admin because he would pretty much always have a Q&A thread up for 'teens to ask him questions, call him a faggot, make suggestions, whatever. at the time it felt like 'teens were in control of the site, whatever change 'teens begged for would get implemented if they begged doll hard enough. he removed red after 'teens begged hard enough. he would often try to help kickstart projects/raids for the site based on the userbase's suggestions too, like time's square takeover. I remember one time 'teens were asking him to consider hosting an actual official irl soycon and he fucking wanted to put ads on the site to fund it. nigga was BROKE and he was still trying to fund a fucking SOYJAK CONVENTION with the literal pennies he had. say what you will about him but no other admin was autistic enough to do some retarded shit like that. sure, none of it remotely panned out, but at the time it still give 'teens so much hope and optimism for the future. it really felt like the 'rty was an unstoppable force that would just keep growing, it felt like our raids would keep getting bigger, it felt like the sky was the limit. we could get 'jaks hung up in museums, we could get markiplier and 'cado to meet up and give us a shoutout, we could do an irl raid with thousands of 'teens protesting in favor of TND, whatever the fuck we wanted, nothing was beyond our reach.
current tranny jannies could never. jannies don't even read ban appeals anymore, they sure as hell aren't going to listen to your suggestions or complaints. if enough 'teens complained about a forced meme to kuz or doll, they'd step in and do something about it. when everyone on the fucking site was trying to get quotecord to clean up the pedo-supporting mousegram spam, they responded by making terrible mouse the dailyjak. they don't care. they HATE the site and everyone who uses it. they don't want the sharty to grow or prosper, they want to turn it into their personal den for gooning to 'zellig 'p then shut it down in favor of the 'ru becoming the modern day 9gag. 
think about the optimism I described earlier. think about how hopeful 'teens were for the site in 2023. think about just how much potential the site had just 2-3 years ago. think about just how gemmy things could be.
and now, compare that to quote saying he'll shut down the site by 2030, and think about just how fucking horribly quote and xis niggers fumbled the ball. 
seriously. quote, limeade, mustard, JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY

>>1823
actual wordslop

>>1823
youre right about this, xhey were still pedos but xhey talked with the userbase, that doesnt change anything that xheyre pedos doe, and xhey'll always be the predecessors of quotecord

>>>1680
>>talking to quote or mustard is like talking to kuz and doll
>not remotely true. kuz and doll actually talked to the userbase GEG
>good luck EVER hearing from quote or mustard unless you're lurking in IRC or the boorum or some shit.
>I actually liked doll when he was admin because he would pretty much always have a Q&A thread up for 'teens to ask him questions, call him a faggot, make suggestions, whatever. at the time it felt like 'teens were in control of the site, whatever change 'teens begged for would get implemented if they begged doll hard enough. he removed red after 'teens begged hard enough. he would often try to help kickstart projects/raids for the site based on the userbase's suggestions too, like time's square takeover. I remember one time 'teens were asking him to consider hosting an actual official irl soycon and he fucking wanted to put ads on the site to fund it. nigga was BROKE and he was still trying to fund a fucking SOYJAK CONVENTION with the literal pennies he had. say what you will about him but no other admin was autistic enough to do some retarded shit like that. sure, none of it remotely panned out, but at the time it still give 'teens so much hope and optimism for the future. it really felt like the 'rty was an unstoppable force that would just keep growing, it felt like our raids would keep getting bigger, it felt like the sky was the limit. we could get 'jaks hung up in museums, we could get markiplier and 'cado to meet up and give us a shoutout, we could do an irl raid with thousands of 'teens protesting in favor of TND, whatever the fuck we wanted, nothing was beyond our reach.
>current tranny jannies could never. jannies don't even read ban appeals anymore, they sure as hell aren't going to listen to your suggestions or complaints. if enough 'teens complained about a forced meme to kuz or doll, they'd step in and do something about it. when everyone on the fucking site was trying to get quotecord to clean up the pedo-supporting mousegram spam, they responded by making terrible mouse the dailyjak. they don't care. they HATE the site and everyone who uses it. they don't want the sharty to grow or prosper, they want to turn it into their personal den for gooning to 'zellig 'p then shut it down in favor of the 'ru becoming the modern day 9gag. 
>think about the optimism I described earlier. think about how hopeful 'teens were for the site in 2023. think about just how much potential the site had just 2-3 years ago. think about just how gemmy things could be.
>and now, compare that to quote saying he'll shut down the site by 2030, and think about just how fucking horribly quote and xis niggers fumbled the ball. 
>seriously. quote, limeade, mustard, JUST END YOUR LIVES ALREADY

>>1823
tsmt
i wasnt there for doll so idk

>>1826

media pending denied

what the fuck happened to the video

>>1823
that's all true or whatever, but i still cringe when i remember how fucked the catalog was back then. 90% racebait and spadeson all the time. i got permanently banned for "abusing the report system" too, because i'd always report race bait for rule 3a. once the kuz regime was deposed the racebait all stopped, magically. i remember it very well. anyway, you can tell things are bad now if people are remembering kuz fondly.

>>>1823
>tsmt
>i wasnt there for doll so idk

>>1828
compress ur vids if ur gonna spam

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>>1823
People say Soot era was peak sharty, then they say Froot era was peak Sharty. 2023 was THE year for the Sharty despite the lows, and it's for the reasons you described. Doll was always a faggot, but the one thing I always liked about him was that he did interact with users frequently, and made changes soyteens wanted. He wasn't the only one, but his interaction was far more positive than, say, Soot. Soot was great but Soot trolling was there for a reason, he had a huge temper geg.
Late Kuz, All of Doll, and Early Froot eras were all great. Wish I could've been there.

>also for /siϪ/ one thing that should occur in the board is for the use of up to 3+ conlangs for communications, and we create Number Station 'reads on the shitty where we distort a TTS voice to read out letters, symbols from these conlangs that are scrambled completely in meaning, and for all of its meanings to rotate every 12-24 hours
I'm a conlang sperg and I have been holding a conlang idea for a long time that would work great for dis that i obviously dont want to deliberate on a publicly accessible board. But I think multiple conlangs is too far, its difficult and at least half our people have very little practical language learning experience / are monolingual.

>>1833
the peaks were all immediately after administration changes. every administration gets power hungry and starts doing retarded nonsense eventually.

>>1835
From most of what I've seen and read, Early Froot era was still filled with retarded nonsense he did, but I think most of that really had aftereffects in 2024.

Dose anybody know how to easily bypass the shittys ban because there verification system is basically at 4cucks level

>>1837
Use a proxy instead of a vpn, make sure its not well known. Otherwise use a hotspot or public wifi

>>1836
Despite the nonsense I do think the Great Purge was geggy and keyed as fuck

>>1836
froot also pissed me off. i got banned because i said that bmt was proto tnd and that contained in bmt are the political and philosophical ideals that lead to tnd, and then i was banned for "requesting or posting illegal material". i have been ban evading on the sharty since the start. i get banned by every administration. i was used to it though, because on 4cuck /tv/ and /qa/ you had to ban evade to even post period

I think I was around for very late Froot era idk
I started using the Sharty seriously during the time of Chicken Farm spam so I am a nunusoi

>>1839
DONT USE THE .CF ONE ITS MADE BY A PEDONIGGER
MORE INFORMATION HERE: https://secapedia.org/index.php/Pedoproxy
https://secapedia.org/index.php/NuPedoproxy

>>1840
it paid for itself in being one of the funniest things that happened. i can't remember if i got banned because of that or not.

>>1843
>autoplays 'p

>>1845
DONT FUCKING USE IT THEN IF IT AUTOPLAYS THAT SHIT

>>1840
Yeah. Froot can be attributed largely for starting what made the Sharty is so shit, but, like him or hate him, he had a character and tried with some of his events.
>>1842
I joined early March 2025, but I lurked 4cuck for a long time before then. I really came in at the end geg
>>1841
Fuck Ronald's integrity.js datamining, and I'm convinced Quote did the Brownocaust to limit the amount of IPs people could ban evade with.
>>1843
Damn, I knew it was shady and made by some furnigger, but I never knew it was this bad. Yeah don't use that.

>>1847
it was made by a furfnigger that made a site WITH PEDOCUCKS WHO SHARED IMAGES OF REAL CHILDREN, LOLICUCKERY/SHOTACUCKERY AND REAL 'P TOO, ON THE SWINNY WE TRIED TO RAID IT BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE RAIDS THAT GAVE US PTSD (obviously theres the jassy too but i think you already know what that shit is)

>>1848
THAT SITE WE RAIDED AND THE JASSY ARE THE WORST ONES IVE EVER RAIDED AND THE PEDIVERSE SITES TOO, DONT EVER FUCKING GO THERE IF NOT FOR RAIDING AND DISABLE IMAGES WITH AN EXTENSION

>>1837
use vpn, mobile data, different browsers. eventually you will be hardware banned, so maybe disable webgl at that point. install spoofing extensions, and enable the resistFingerprinting setting in about:config if you're using mozilla. change window size every time you start the browser. always use private browsing. at some point they will designate your IP range as untrusted or whatever, or start doing traffic analysis on you, or just use straight up fucking magic you figure out that it's you. once that happens, you gotta start using virtual machines. they will hardware ban your virtual machine too, so maybe change the CPU count and RAM if that happens. i used a windows VM for months, but they somehow banned it specifically, and it's still a spooky mystery to me as to how they actually did that. i made an ucuntu virtual machine, and it works fine. i am also working on a very wotanic ban evasion system that uses mitmproxy to insert my own spoofing scripts at the top of every page.
>>1847
ban evasion is the true responsibility of all real soy patriots. if you're not ban evading, you're a nusoi

>>1849
I WARNED YOU, GO THERE ONLY IF YOU WANT TO RAID IT BUT DISABLE THE IMAGES AND BE CAREFUL

>>1851
Yes yes yes we know we know

>>1850
I was on IRC once and Quote's integrity additions couldn't get my GPU info while using Librewolf and uBlock Origin

>>1849
It's an absolute crime that some people will still say the Jassy is a Soysphere website at this point. It's not, it was always used for sharing lolicon shit 24/7, as well as jailbait and 'p.
>>1850
Tsmt, I used to be scared of getting banned when I was a nusoi, but then I wisened up when I started getting banned for the most retarded shit.

>>1848
Is it the same guy who keeps spamming 'p on the farms?

>>1853
yes, librewolf disables webgl by default. the trouble is if your IP range is marked as not trustworthy (like if you're on a VPN or certain mobile connections), integrity.js might actually require webgl to be enabled. it's based on points system, i think. the more fingerprinting datapoints they can gather from your browser, the more points. the more "trusted" your IP is, the more points. if you have an "untrustworthy" IP, you will probably need to enable webgl to post. it's alright though because there are extensions (and in mozilla, about:config settings) that can mask your webgl info and inject noise into webgl canvases to spoof your signature

>>1854
thats true
>>1855
idk, kiwifarms made a thread about the pedofurnigger but didnt actually mention someone that spammed 'p

>>1856
and all this is to say that there is no such thing as a "perfect" fingerprinting system. a "perfect" system would only allow users on the newest wintel machines with chrome to post and would block everyone else. ban evasion is aryan because you're forcing them to hardware ban more configurations and mark more IP ranges as "untrustworthy" - which in affect, makes the site less usable for everyone.

>>1856
Another thing the other day happened to me

Some nophono was getting my residential IP banned. For context, I live in bumfuck nowhere so there should be no reason this is happening to me to the extent of my knowledge. 
He said shit like "yes jannies, I am underage and I am also on a VPN" and kept getting me banned until I got it lifted by a janny on the IRcord and it stopped happening. It genuinely scared me as to whether or not I might have been ratted (I use Linux so I doubt it), and I've never used Tuxler or anything of the sort to get my residential IP banned. It was spooky.

>>1859
Every time I change my VPN server and try to post on the 'arty some nophono got banned on it

>>1859
i have been a bit spooked out myself with how particular some of this fingerprinting seems to be. it doesn't seem logical to me how they're able to identify me, in many cases. i'm not going to jump to the conclusion that i have malware on my machines just yet though. i have not seen any evidence of that in wireshark.

>>1860
Man I was just scared because I don't typically use VPNs and I've never been banned other than that time. That, and I spamraped /qa/ with gigas but I don't think that's "le bannable offense" because literally nobody cares about /qa/

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>>>/raid/65
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>>/raid/65
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>>1774
The new cobson killer nu squirrel

>>1833
tsmt
>Wish I could've been there.
geg, you weren't?
kind of surprised that newGODS are still able to come to the conclusion that the site was better back then. last time I read the 'ki it was genuinely frustrating how much shit it seemed to retcon or just get outright wrong.
>>1835
from my memory the kuz era started out kind of shit but got gemmier as it went on, before plummeting to rock bottom after the groomercord leaked.
doll era fluctuated a lot more, but very little of that came from anything he did as admin and more from the fact that kuz just randomly left, gave doll like 5 jannies, and told him to be admin while he was already working a full-time job and didn't even have server access for the longest time. I remember the villager janny was literally just one of doll's personal friends that he had help him with the site because of how few jannies there were. 
things were starting to look up towards the end of the doll era after kuz finally gave him the fucking servers, but like 2 weeks later the soypocalypse happened.
froot from the start basically just admitted he bought the site to namefag and attentionwhore, and immediately did autistic shit like the 1000 board plan for attention.  the quality of the site fluctuated a lot under froot too because he would offshoot his admin position to random niggers like once a month. I couldn't keep up with admin shit during froot, I still don't know or care who the fuck root and nuadmin and nudev and ronald and whoever the fuck were. all I know is that every week I swear the site had a totally different ruleset, which is why I struggle to understand how people can say froot was good or bad, the froot era seemed to just experiment with different rules constantly, unlike with other admins there didn't seem to be a definitive and coherent "frootism"  ideology.
quote era has just been shit from the start and continuously falling further and further. 
>>1837
librewolf with any VPN works for me
>>1840
in theory it was, but I remember a lot of niggers that were purged (who were actual faggots, not random 'teens caught in the crossfire) said they were able to appeal and get unbanned.
>>1854
the jassy is literally just yet another pedo imageboard but with a soysphere coat of paint. I don't think the niggers using it are even foodists or anything, just random pedos.
>>1855
yes.

>>1865
yes i remember the rules being completely fuckin nonsensical under froot - to the point that it became totally self defeating, and people started breaking them out of pure spite

>>1865
jassy is indeed infested with failtrolls, foodists, and generic pedophiles

>>1867
should we bot it until it braps and dies or mass report it?

>>1866
the "You WILL NOT call Jiren weak" rule might've been funny if they didn't put more effort into enforcing it than any other rule.

>>1869
i nearly forgot about that

>>1869
GEG, throwback I remember seeing that in the site rules and then looking on the wiki for any mention of it only to find nothing

>>1871
not even throwback I just remember it

>>1870
I remember it took like 4 appeals to get unbanned after I got banned for soyquoting someone else who called jiren weak

>>1868
Mass reporting should work hopefully. That's how BMT and Jailbait got banned from there. Spamming it shouldn't be hard but it uses jschan so I don't know how many features it has against spam. Skajyos (the brown pedophile behind the board) has admitted to not knowing how to code in the past so we could very well brap on it it's just a matter of having the proxies to do so

>>1874
this could work

>>1874
Oh and SNCApedia says even visiting the site you get massively datamined because most imageboard softwares allow admins and jannies to see lurkers and their IPs. He could IP leak you at any moment even visiting the site so use cellular data, VPNs, TOR, any proxy really

>>1873
that's fucking retarded. yeah, i remember you could appeal a lot more back then. i appealed like 5 times once, and then got magically unbanned once quote became admin. it's been a trend over the years. i get banned supposedly permanently, and then i get unbanned for no particular reason.

Words words words words im just waiting for the swinny to come back

>>1878
dont waste your time nigga,
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>>/raid/65
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>>/raid/65
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>>/raid/65

>>1878
Make a thread, raid a site, share a game. Stop complaining if you aren't going to do anything to help increase interest in swinny activities

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>>1865
I've consumed so much information about the old Sharty, talked to multiple oldGODS, and recognized the patterns to a point that it really isn't surprising to me. I will say though, late Froot-era wiki was still good, maybe not as much as before seeing as it was after he Dekuzified everything to paint Kuz as the worst person ever. So I got a pretty good idea of the Sharty when I was new.
>Things were looking up once Doll got the servers
I mean when I look back on it, it really seems like a no-brainer the site would shut down after the gigascam Max pulled on Doll. It was just a matter of time.
>Froot Admin shit
Tsmt, despite some people treating him as important, I still can't remember a single impactful thing Root ever did for the website. I only saw Ronald as a developer before the leaks. I think the 'ki had a great descriptor before Cobbletroon got rid of the rating system: Froot was Iron.

>>1769 (OP) 
When will the swinny come back? Today?

>>1880
speaking of raids
>>>/raid/65
>>>/raid/65

i think all the admins and jannies were fucking losers from day 1. i miss the 4cuck days, when everyone knew that was the case, and nobody thought otherwise, and you had to ban evade to even post.

>>1881
Dekuzification was needed doe. The wiki page before acted as if everything was speculatory and nothing was set in stone when in reality, he own(ed)s Gurochan and Heyuri, two paraphilic shitholes hosted in the darkest mines of lesotho, and there's a lot more to back up the idea of him being a nasty degenerate gooner larping as a slav

>>1885
kuz was a bbc addict and a BNWO spammer. he banned people who reported racebait. he literally talked about BBC in a livestream. he's literally cruising gay nightclubs for BBC. fuck that whole administration. i doubt the quotecord is doing anything different. they're all faggots, they're all trannies, they're all HASBARA KIKES

>>1884
I don't 4chan was gay and people took everything way too seriously. Pol people actually thought they were a militia

>>1886
Tsmt, admin worship is homosexual and useless. Unless the admin is going out of their way to assist in raids and such, Admins are by default rust

>>1887
i'm talking about /tv/ and /qa/. i don't remember soyjakking on /int/, i wasn't that early. /tv/ and /qa/ were not serious boards. /tv/ is still not a serious board - hence why it is possibly one of the only good boards on that site to this very day

this video will always be relevant btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

>>1889
It should be a mix, serious sometimes, unserious most of the time. You can't make gems if you have people making 5000 paragraph essays 24/7, but your website will devolve into coal if you never take anything seriously.

>>1889
admins used to dump /pol/ and other board's trash onto /qa/

>>1890
GEG Big Man Tyrone won
I know him from 2b2t

get

>>1881
>Kuz as the worst person ever.
That's because he was. He introduced countless discords and failtroll larp groups to the site leaked sootist ips simply because sootists disagreed with him, not to mention how much more relaxed on pedophilia the site became during his reign. 0/10 shittiest admin ever award

accel get

>>1890
Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls
>>1893
Big Man Tyrone WABAG, and whoever those niggers in Africa are who dance to songs while holding an image.

>>1897
Yes geg African cameos WABAG

>>1895 Kuz was dogshit, but I'd say quote is 2nd worse.

WAFF if you're still here can you help me implement an MPA system for my engine

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>>1901
should i use the swinny instead of the shemmy?

>>1902 The swinny doesn't like faggy stuff so if you're going to post that then no.

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Shemmykikes site got raped and now they are posting tama in a thread in the inty
>shitting up an actual good site with you're shitty goonslop

>>1904
I posted it again award

>>1902
well generally as a rule of thumb shemmycucks are faggots and some even foodists, so yes
otherwise the shemmy is btfo meaning there is no shemmy to use, geg

>>1906
Apparently the shemmy is ran by a chinny pedophile if that matters.

>>1907
Snopes?

>>1907
Unsurprising
I remember it redirected to the Chinny before being put up as a new Shemmy revival

>>1908
Some soycord ran by a swinny janny.

Said swinny janny is a dev I think?

how do I view the inty on tor I'm not risking the inty getting 0d'd and having my IP grabbed

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>>1881
>I mean when I look back on it, it really seems like a no-brainer the site would shut down after the gigascam Max pulled on Doll. It was just a matter of time.
yeah, I think he got the servers before that? I remember he was genuinely so fucked over by kuz he couldn't even add the new banners for the longest time, but then he did, and he started making other changes to the site, and it seemed like things were just getting started
then suddenly fucking kuz came back with max, he had AIDS, he called everybody nigger faggot kike pedos and then left after like 2 days, and then max auctioned off the site and made him pay 10 grand for it
I wasn't really sure how fucked doll was financially after that, I saw he had made a gofundme so I thought maybe 'teens had pitched in a bit, and he kept insisting that he had a sponsor for the site, so I thought maybe things would be fine. I think when we finally met the sponsor and it turned out to be a nigga literally named "Dr. Evil" that sold illegal mushrooms (and turned out to be max LARPing), and was also clearly a new admin and not a "sponsor", I knew the site was on the verge of collapse
btw, last time I checked the 'ki, for some reason it claimed that dr. e was froot. I find that incredibly interesting, because obviously he was stated to be max before. and I remember max (as chood) talked about implementing a lot of shit that froot did later on, like MPA and soyjak emoticons and whatever.
not to get too conspiratorial, but it would actually line up shockingly well if froot was just yet another kolyma LARP. the changes froot implemented, froot having the kolyma domain, the kolyma restoration april fools event, etc.
quote having the site now would also make sense under this angle since quote was a kuz era janny and would thus be familiar to him.
kuz clearly wasn't against calling himself a pedo either, I remember once someone investigating kolyma found out that a call out post about how the 9chan site they claimed to own was a den for 'p, and how kuz was a sketchy conman and little boy groper that spammed 'p on rival sites, was actually written by max himself, and that 9chan literally never existed. kuz also claimed to be on trial for groping little boys when he left, but the court documents that were posted as "proof" used the name "yuri kuznetsov", which we now know is a completely fake alias. so the current sharty admins denouncing kuz as a pedo absolutely doesn't disprove this theory either.
could it be possible that we're still on kuz's wild ride? that the sharty never stopped being owned by kolyma?

>>1903
>>1906
here's a list of things that i concretely don't like and would ban if i was dictator:
- anime
- zellig
- namefags
- racebait

here's another list of things that i don't post and don't necessarily like, but which i am nevertheless accustomed to seeing:
- troonslop
- averis
- forced jokes

>>1914
>bans zellig
>bans namefags
>doesn't ban "troonslop"
interesting choices

zellig is dead anyways and it's contained to the zarty

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>>1914 That's already banned on the swinny doe, not banning troonsloop is poopy nigger shit.

>>1917
That's that fuckin monkey ball game
thats giga

>>1915
troonslop is more general, less specific. there was always troonslop, since the beginning, even on /qa/. it is customary to have some level of troonslop. it's window dressing. i will not post it myself, and i will not engage with it, but i expect to see it

>>1907
unsurprised, the shemmy hosts links to the nukuzzy and for a while its telegram too (made by some jassycucks and failtroons btw) so i wouldnt be surprised if its moderator was a chinnypedo

Also I was wondering, how hard is it to run a splinter? I was thinking about adding one to my website a week or 2 ago.

>>1920
I've only heard rumors of the NuKuzzy, and I can't find any info on it. Is it ran by pedos/failtrolls? I know the old one sorta was

What happened to the endchans kuzzy

>Also I was wondering, how hard is it to run a splinter? I was thinking about adding one to my website a week or 2 ago.
The difficulty is more like, can you find a server and pay for them while also running an imageboard engine of your choice and deal with constant 'p and failtroll spammer?

>>1922
its telegram was ran by failtroons/jassycucks, according to some screenshots took from the kuzzy's bunker on endchan.

>>1924 I already know how to make one, I just want to know if moderating it would be niggerhell

>>1921
Considering the zero day that just happened to Vichan probably a bit hard. You will need to implement your own filtration, MPA, and if you're up to the task you might want to implement your own engine. Nu splinters aren't really needed doe. Just make an imageboard for a specific purpose outside of immigrants.

>>1921
Not so hard, I mean definitely get some friends or people to help with moderation cause a one man show can be stressful sometimes but so long as you're not some freak behind the scenes things will be ok

>>1926
You can just add a MPA system and some anti link measure, it should cover all the basic.

The nuKuzzy used to spam the swinny with 'p somephono made a raid thread about it

>>>1924 I already know how to make one, I just want to know if moderating it would be niggerhell

All I have to say really is rulecuck and filter until you have more than 3 jannies I would say.

>>1928 Nigga I'm not a freak, I was literally in the middle of planning a raid against a pedophile I've been in drama with for 2 years on the swinny before it shut down.

The software I'm going to be using is JSChan, I already knew how dogshit VIChan was to begin with so yeah.

SPEAKING OF WHICH:
JANNIE APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN
Please contact me under the site email to apply

>>1933
For the swinny or the nutty?

>>1932
In that case you're good lol. I wasn't accusing you XD

>>1934
The nutty

>>1932 Really hope the swinny will be alive enough to start the attack when It's back, the thread was pinned on /raid/ so yeah.

Swinny janny applications are also open

>>1923
i hope it JSIDed since kuzzycucks are goonerfags and some of xhem pedoniggers
>>1930
thats right, the nukuzzy was probably administrated by a telegram cabal ran by pedoniggers from the jassy, pedoniggers from the narty (yea it exists and its a failtroon site that tried to raid us from the swinny tons of times) and generally failtroons

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>>1936
Sent.

>>1936
sent an appy

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>>1940

When will sverige sverige fosterland be back up again

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Awaiting an response.

>>1943
Maybe tomorrow
WW2 digits

>>1913
Wasnt there a few niggers saying that kikemin actually might be froot (both are Italians and moved to malta, and if i remember right kikemin also sold and/or owned cocaine)? and if im not memorywiped then kikemin was a strong supporter of this max guy, this could make sense but idk.

ACCELERAT TO THE 2000 GET NOOOW

i spam reppeys trying to  because i am silly and autistic

>>1948
stop spamming

poop head

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>>1948
a lot of people look like and say that. it's perfectly normal, pisscel 😂😂😂. just take your meds lmao

i look like this btw, if that matters

>>1949
mass replies are spam now?

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>>1951
screw you n word
i look like picrel thank you very much

Thanks for joining guys. I was gettin pretty tired.

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>>1948
Yes

>>1949
half the people you made jannies were quotecord infiltrators btw, if that matters (just going out on a limb here)

>>1957
marge what are you talking about i'm not even admin

>>1953
im working on a 'toss send images i should add to the soul part

>>1953
add our admins, lars and other 'jaks dressed with the swinny's clothers + index in the swadows (for a reference nothing more)

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>>1958
my mistake meant to reply to >>1955

>>1960
send images

>>1962
alright

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG THIS IS ONE OF THE 'RU'S PEDOFAGS THAT FORCED SMUGLET, XES CALLED "SPONGIE" AND XE MADE THIS VIDEO: youtube.com/watch/AYTFsPnHmTs
source: i was searching for 'jaks on the 'ru and gold made a post with the video attached

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my name is walter hartwell white

>>1964
> youtube.com/watch/AYTFsPnHmTs

i got this tist's video recommended to me geg, didn't click on it because i didn't give a shit

>>1960
I like you guys but the squarty is still the squarty and I don't want this place to just become trans-sweden

>>1965
sigma..

>>1967
alright

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>>1953
Lars
Thunberg
Cobbert and Godjak (I don't have godjak and this is the only cobbert template I have on my PC)
Norwegian (Not necessarily Swinny culture, but we're larping as Swedeposters and hate Norway so add it)

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Carl XVI Gustaf (the owner and supreme aryan admin of the Swinny)
Swinny Janny
Swinny Buff Chudjak
Swooden but Swinny Edition

>>1973
add those to the 'toss too

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test

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>>1953
Never forget Tyrone
Also does anyone have the Swinny Grandma that was supposed to replace Soytan? I don't have that, but you should add it if anyone here has it.

>>1977
>TYRONE WON MAYNE!
i dont want the swinny to turn into something like the jarty so maybe we wont add that....

abc123

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>>1976
>>1979
Yeah this

>>1978
Tyrone isn't Jarty-tier shit what do you mean

Just 19  more until the GET accelerate now

>>1971
GEEEG I've seen 2nd vidrel but 1st vidrel is funny as fuck

>>1983
GET

>>1984
LITERALLY 1984...

>>1980
I got banned for Rule 2 on the Sharty for posting this geg

>>1981
not tyrone, i mean the swinny grandma one, it could turn into jarty-esque stuff, lets not add it but lets add TYRONE

>>1986
Marge

>>1987
I mean the grandma was wholesome but fair enough

>>1989
alright

>>1988
The video has the Peter griffin voiceclip of him saying "sex with children" for like 2 seconds in a 1:30 minute video as a joke, but some janny thought I was as bad as a person posting 'p and banned me.

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>>1991

>>1991
Geg oh
One time I was in a burger king and my friend thought it would be funny to play that out loud

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>>1991
do you remember the other deepfried one from years ago, where glenn quagmire says "i'm glenn quagmire" a bunch of times? i wish i still had it

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giga i made

accel

go

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Larp

(WORST GET OF ALL TIME AWARD)

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Marx toilet poop.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I failed to get the get

>>2002
You can still get >>2222

>>2000
should've said something about nuts nigga

>>2001
still a GET since 9/11

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>>1995
Vaguely, also while we're post squirrel shitposts

Is there any chance the swinny will be back today

>>2000
Shit GET

>>2009
Tsmt

>>2008
uhhh i think they had prior plans to switch to switch to jschan anyway, so probably it will be up soon. the shemmy will take longer i think

>>2009
Larpjak is a gem doe

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I made a mascot for realboard.xyz, if you care fan about it

>>2002
Yeah im so mad i hope he eats poop for 3 days straight.
>>2000
Fuck you little jewish kike drop addy and i will 1v1 you faggot.

>>2012
Why does it look like shit then

>>2012
>OMG 2012 THE WORLD IS GONNA END

air

>>2015
/qa/ GET

>>2013
autism dust

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>>2013
No this is the real mascot for realboard.xyz

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>>2013
This is me. I mog you.

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also how come the marxposter gets to post his shit while i cant force anything
this is le hekkin unfair

>>2022
nigga we're literally approving your shit what are you talking about

>>2022
TSMT 
Also, jarty GET

>>2022
Because the Marxposter isn't autistic like (You) and goonstalins are funny

quote

>>2025
Goonstalins make me shit my pants 
And also how it isn't autistic

What the fuck is a goonstalin

I've heard of goonhitler

>>2028
>Niggers don't use /int/ ev&oe that's keyed
Goonstalins are the photoshopped Marxs over animals that the commie posts

>Banning goonstalin posters since it 's forced

>>2031
Forgot to attach the giga

>>2030
Still a vague vantapurple margerald
Plus I'm not Hispanic I have no reason to sit and spend my time on the Inty. Don't they run Vichan too?

>>2033
I'd presume indiachan. They tried to advertise here half a month ago

>>2033
I think xyr is talking about /int/ from the swinny

>>2033
I'm talking about Swinny /int/ retard, also that's why goonstalins aren't autistic

>>2028
Its like a goonhitler but real and (typically) white and it has marxs face, there are also engels and maybe even lenin variants but they havent been seen in the wild.

>>2036
yeah never used it I only use G and Soy

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>>>2036
>yeah never used it I only use G and Soy

>>2028
Goonhitlers but instead of a nigger's face on a thin animal, it's marx's face on a hippo
I invented the term to describe them btw

>>2039
yeah i look like this

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>>2038
You should use more boards nigga, they're all fun

>>2042
Trvke /int/ is fun because I get to shitfling and engage in countrywars

>>2023
im talking about thomasposting and sheeit
>>2025
1: AutismDEITIES own typicucks, 2: the guy who made thomas was a chuddy reverend who put the word nigger in one of his books and defended it

>>2044
tsmt
also idk you should be able to force your shit as long as it's not on here
exceptions I think are being made for swinny migrants but only for the time being

>>2045
here as in this board*

>>2043
Tsmt minus all the namefagging, porn and gore /pol/ has.
>>2044
>AutismDEITIES own typicucks
Yeah when you learn to stop embracing your stupidity, also using your logic we should bring back Ongezellig because it had some chuddy jokes.

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I'm right you're wrong btw

>>2047
even Though flagfagging is basically the same as namefagging when you're from a SNCA country with a population of 2

>>2047
difference is ongezellig is forced by trannies acting like they date fictional characters and thomas the tank engine is an A24-spine tingling, slowburn show about trains

>>2047
>zellig
nobody goons to trains doe unlike underage dutch tranime girls

>>2047
since zellig was mentioned again, i will take the time to explain why i find it unacceptable as compared to other types of troonslop - and the reason is that it is inauthentic. nobody gives a fuck about zellig, or talks about it, or watches it as far as i know outside of the soysphere.
>>2050
tsmt. most forced coal in history. thomas the tank engine is aryancore

>>2050
Thomas the Tank Engine is an aryan show
Trains are some of the most efficient and comfortable forms of land transport for both people and cargo so they are aryan
Autism is aryan too (no need to explain)
Most of the Thomas fanbase above the age of 13 are Autistic
Therefore Thomas the Tank Engine is Aryan

wordswordswords

>>1036
The devs are building a thread importer to upload all the threads from our vichan board to the new one.
>>>1027
>why would someone want to attack us evendoe we sweens did nothing?
Nobody has hacked us yet but the nu-nu-nushoally's mod.php has been hacked and the swinny devs have concluded it's too risky to keep using vichan

>>2052
it's also elitist. yes, i have class consciousness about zellig, because it's forced by the jannies, mods, and other pedophile miscreants.

what was the one car game people were playing on g 
elastic cars or something like that?
example of why not all autism is bad

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>>2049
Flagfagging even then is relatively ok because it just makes you indentifiable, sort of like filenames or behavior, it's not as annoying as namefagging is.
>>2050
>>2051
Trve but you're still forcing an SNCA kids cartoon with zero well-known chuddy aspects to it. Also not to mention that it has zero things to do with 'jakking culture.
Nevermind all that autism is actually hitlerpilled or however the the burger is flipped

>>2057
Nobaldi except normgroids say Autism is bad
Autism is aryan

>>2058
yeah namefagging is intentional so it's worse

>>>1769 (OP)  (OP) 
>When will the swinny come back? Today?
We don't know, it will take a while to get the new engine working completely and to import all the post history. Nevertheless we aren't too concerned about the downtime because everyone can just use the nutty in the meanwhile