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Day 1 without the Nutty. Doctors said I'd be fine. They lied.

I went to school and instantly lost every point of aura. My posture collapsed. My confidence evaporated. The squirrel soyjacks could sense weakness from three classrooms away.

Then I got home, opened the Nutty, and everything changed.

The squirrel aura returned. My neurons aligned. My acorns were spiritually optimized. Suddenly I understood the universe. The squirrel soyjacks fell to their knees in reverence.

Scientists refuse to study this phenomenon because they're afraid of the truth: you don't gain squirrel aura. You simply reconnect with it through the Nutty.

One day without the Nutty made me sick and depressed. Never again.
WAFF, move dis
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>>925
Kill yourself obsessed gray squirrelcuck
4 days without the swinny.... i feel myself losing life energy every zeptosecond the swinny is down, By the 13th i will die... Swinny please comeback up or else i will turn to dust
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>>938
Give the swinny a month or two.
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>>940
A MONTH!?!?!?!? fuck niggers
Replies: >>946
if i have to wait 2 months for the swinny im jumping off a bridge like a tranny
>>944
they said they were gonna release swooru in like a week or so, it never came nor existence of the project existing came to the surface eitherway
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